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You Gotta Find
the Funny
He was a quarter-finalist on
Star Search he lost to a puppet. He's also appeared
on An Evening at the Improv, Showtime's Comedy Club Network, and
CNN's
Business Unusual. He's opened up for, among others, Jeff
Foxworthy, Adam
Sandler, Pauli Shore (but if you tell anyone I'll kill you),
Dana Carvey, Kevin
Pollock, Jerry Seinfeld, The Beach Boys (or at least, what's
left of 'em), Neil
Sedaka (world's worst toupee), Mary Wilson, and The Fifth
Dimension In addition
to telling jokes, he's been busy, selling jokes. He's written
for Jay Leno, Joan
Rivers, and Dennis Miller.
Here's what will not happen, if you hear Frank King speak.
-You will not get a "checkup, from the neck up"
(and if I hear anybody utter that phrase again, I think I may
throw-up).
-You will not "Awaken the Giant Within"
(trust me, nobody, giants included, are any help to anyone
until
after their second cup of coffee).
-You will not learn any of "The 7 Habits of Highly Effective
People"
(one of which, and I'm guessing here, is overusing the word
paradigm).
-Nor will you: think outside the box, break the secret code of
accomplishment,
fly with eagles even though you work with turkeys, or be
empowered (whatever that means) in any way.
His corporate comedy is clean, clever, and completely lacking in
content.
He's got nothing to say, and you'll enjoy every minute of it. If
you want
a message, check your voice mail. If you want a laugh, come on
out and join
us on June 10th and hear Certified Speaking Professional, Frank
King. He's
the best thing to happen to after-dinner since dessert.
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